HOW TO be A Caveman
BY STAN SOPER
How to Be a Caveman is a novel, inspired by a true story.
This is a book about pride, ego and creativity and how one man ultimately overcomes the roadblocks in his life.
The plot: a reclusive literary author suffering from 40 years of writer’s block discovers a thawing caveman twin in the old family cabin freezer, and after resuscitating him, catches an ancient virus that puts him in a waking coma, incapable of speech or movement, so that the thawed caveman has to write the author’s next novel within one week to “save the world.”
”The ultimate hilarious guide to unfreezing the frozen male ego.” The Rolling Stone Wheel.
“BOOK GOOD.”
— Harry B. Tumgood, Recently Thawed Caveman
“once the game is over, i’ll CHECK the freezer. if I find a frozen caveman, i’m going to melt him and then kick his butt.”
— The Author’s Neighbor
“the perfect gift for your husband, father or grandfather. if they’re uninterested, It means they have a frozen caveman hidden somewhere.”
—Gwendolyn Soper, Wife of Author
About
stan Soper
Stan Soper is a lawyer and writer who lives on a small farm in Utah. He enjoys cooking, reading, pretending to be a farmer and making his five grandchildren laugh. HIs children remain hopeful he can eventually do more than make silly faces and sounds.
The inspiration for this book is his own experience. At the age of 58, he tried to retire — and soon accidentally activated his Neanderthal genes. Now his mission is to help othes activate their Neanderthal genes too.
You can reach Stan via email at thefrozencaveguy [at] gmail.com.
Stan’s X and Substack handles are @thefrozencaveguy
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